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Hole In The Mattress, By Mister Completely.
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Hole in the Mattress, by Mister Completely.
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MISTRESS -- something between a mister and a mattress.
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. -- The Duke of Paducah (Whitey Ford)
Hole in the Bed by I Missed Her Completely.
You may be redneck... if Goodwill declines your mattress.
Kirk: "You're not going to admit that, for the first time in your life, you made a completely emotional decision based on desperation?
Spock: "No, sir." Kirk: "Mister Spock, you're a stubborn man!...
Fire In The Hole
God is completely good AND completely powerful.
Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
You may be redneck... if the Salvation Army declines your mattress.
