Related:

• Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. -- The Duke of Paducah (Whitey Ford)
• Hole in the Mattress, by Mister Completely.
• The difference between wife and mistress is the difference between night and day.
  -- Harry Hershfield...
• Motorcyclists like something hot between their legs.
• Work is just something to do between break
• You may be redneck... if Goodwill declines your mattress.
• They've pinpointed a date for the concert -- it's something between June and September.
• MISS, n. The title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market.
  Miss, Missis (Mrs.) and Mister (Mr.) are the three most distinctly disagreeable words in the language, in sound and sense....
• Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.