My Favorite Wedding Toast From A Best Man Included: ...

My Favorite Wedding Toast From A Best Man Included: ...

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My favorite wedding toast from a best man included:
... and may your children have rich parents.

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The know the divorce rate is getting out of hand when the best man at the wedding stands up not for a toast, but to start a pool!
May your favorite woman turn out to be a man.
Fertility is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any children, neither will you.
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