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• May you never sneeze backwards!
• May you never see an old-age home, God forbid.
• May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid.
• May you grow so rich you never have to eat, drink, piss, crap, wash, or walk by yourself, God forbid.
• May you be strong enough to endure prison without getting sick, God forbid.
• Dionysius the Elder, being asked whether he was at leisure, he replied, "God forbid that it should ever befall me!
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Dionysiu...
• Inconstitencies of opinion which may arise from time to time due to contingencies which may not be anticipated are often justifiable except when you do them
  ince for you, consistency requires that you be as dumb today as you were yesterday and the day before that....
• Last Words of Advice: If you pay your taxes and don't get into debt and go to bed early and never answer the telephone, no harm can befall you.
  -- Professor Charles P. Issawi...
• Put your hand over your mouth when you sneeze; internal organs will be scarce in the post-nuclear age.
  -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...