Related:

• Left Handed Screwdrivers. -- Oxymoro
• SMILEY (-: left-handed
• Casey again: "You put a left handed batter up against a right handed pitcher and a right handed pitcher up against a left handed batter and on cloudy days you put up a fast pitcher and on warm days a slow pitcher.
• A Lithuanian Left Handed Golfing Assoc. Board?! (grin)
• Being left-handed is a big advantage: no one knows enough about your swing to mess you up with advice.
  -- Bob Charle...
• If you LIVE backwards, it is EVIL.
• If most people are right-handed, why are all neutrinos left-handed?
  It's a safety feature to keep kids from opening them....
• Burns: [talking to a tin can] Ah, the worm has turned, has it not, my tin-plated friend?
  Look at you, you were once so proud. Feel the wrath of the left hand of Burns!...
• All left-handed people, please raise your right hand!