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You May Be Redneck... If You Are Proud That You Can Belch Your Full Name.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you are proud that you can belch your full name.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you legally name your child "Bubba".
You may be redneck... if your first name is followed by "Bob".
You may be redneck... if your dog can smoke a cigarette.
You may be redneck... if your idea of a "gourmet meal" comes from a can.
You may be redneck... if your jeans have Skoal can prints on the pockets.
You may be redneck... if birds are attracted to your beard.
You may be redneck... if Goodwill declines your mattress.
You may be redneck... if kudzu is in your family crest.
You may be redneck... if the color of your truck is Bondo.
