Ross: [sarcastic] Oh Please, Can't I Come To Your Special, Magical Cabin?
Ross: [sarcastic] Oh please, can't I come to your special, magical cabin?
Rachel: Why would you even want to come Ross? You're a horrible skier.
Ross: Oh-oh, hitting me where it hurts - my ski skills.
Monica: Here we go again.
Joey: I-I can't handle this, you guys.
Chandler: You know what, I can handle it, handle is my middle name.
Actually it's the ah, middle part of my first name.
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone....
Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
Ross: I didn't know what I was taking full responsibility for!
Okay?! I didn't finish the whole letter! Rachel: What?...
Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman! [Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
] Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday....
Chandler: I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time.
It was unbelievable! We could totally be ourselves, we didn't have to play any games....
Ross: Oh come on, we just had this huge fight, all right, don't I have to wait a while?
Chandler: Hey, this isn't like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!...
Chandler enters hungover and groaning ] Monica: How ya feelin'?
Chandler: Well, my apartment isn't there anymore, because I drank it....
Ross: I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt, that you would think that I would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love.
Hurt! Hurt! Rachel: All right Ross!! I get it!! Ro...
Ross: Anyway. That's when our Mom said we were not to play football ever again.
Monica: Y'know what, I think we should play a game....