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• Given the choice between the experience of pain and nothing, I would choose pain.
  -- William Faulkne...
• I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.
  -- Artemus Ward...
• I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother. -- Artemus Ward
• My mother loved children---she would have given anything if I had been one.
  -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977...
• My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
  -- Groucho Marx...
• If there had ever been a time when I could have given my own life to save her I would have done it.
  ... -- Avo...