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You May Be Redneck... If You Often Answer The Door Holding Baseball Bat.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you often answer the door holding baseball bat.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you've ever bought a used baseball cap.
You may be redneck... if you were holding a beer in your wedding picture.
You may be redneck... if you keep a pellet gun by the front door.
You may be redneck... if you often shop for groceries at gas stations.
You may be redneck... if your pocket knife often doubles as a toothpick.
You may be redneck... if you wash your truck more often than your kids.
You may be redneck... if you drove to elementary school.
You may be redneck... if you have a suit with sequins on it.
You may be redneck... if you have a velvet bedspread.
