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• Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.
  -- Maurice Chevalie...
• Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives. -- Maurice Chevalie
• I prefer old age to the alternative. -- Maurice Chevalie
• Homer: Pssst. Marge, come take a look at this. [Bart has fallen asleep at his desk] Marge
  Oh... the little tiger tries so hard. Why does he keep failing?...
• How many Dan Quayles -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but it has to be a pretty dim bulb....
• Kissing is a custom in France. We kiss a man we haven't seen in five years--or a woman we haven't seen in five minutes.
  -- Maurice Chevalie...
• God must love the Common Man; He made so many of them.
• God must love the common man; He made so many of them.