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• Growing old isn't bad when you consider the alternatives. -- Maurice Chevalie
• I prefer old age to the alternative. -- Maurice Chevalie
• Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.
  -- Maurice Chevalie...
• Mal de mer is merely a Frenchman's way of saying, You can't take it with you.
  -- Maurice Chevalie...
• Dr. Zoidberg: "Now I'm not saying Professor Farnsworth is old, but if you consider his age he's likely to die soon.
• Kissing is a custom in France. We kiss a man we haven't seen in five years--or a woman we haven't seen in five minutes.
  -- Maurice Chevalie...
• Those men in the French resistance were really brave, having to listen to Maurice Chevalier sing all the time.
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• Old Age? That's when it takes all night to do what you used to do all night.