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• Homer: And you didn't think I'd make any money. I found a dollar while I was waiting for the bus.
  Marge: While you were out "earning" that dollar, you lost forty dollars by not going to work....
• A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and the Holy Ghost on drums.
  -- Hunter S. Thompso...
• I don't need any more money, I'm not greedy. As long as I've got my health, and my millions of dollars and my gold house and my rocket car, I don't need anything else.
  -- Chester, a simple man, "The Day the Violence Died...
• Marge: Mmmm. You don't have to start drinking right away.
  I waas thinking we could go for a bike ride....
• At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass.
  The refill contained the antidote. -- Emo Phillip...
• Bart: You made all that money for sitting around and watching TV and eating food?
  ? Lisa: There's a lot more to it than that, Bart....
• I might be any number of things, young lady. As it happens, I am the Doctor.
  -- Hartnell Doctor, THE FIVE DOCTORS...
• I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew five thousand dollars at a reincarnation seminar.
  I got to thinking, what the hell, you only live once. -- Ronnie Shake...
• Skinner: This is a great way to make extra money, renting out our cloakrooms to our overcrowded prison system.
  Snake: Yo, I used to sit right over there. [the other prisoner snatches a piece of Martin's shirt] [he moves his desk quickly away] Edna...