Bart: You made all that money for sitting around and watching TV
and eating food??
Lisa: There's a lot more to it than that, Bart. I don't just
babysit. I sell peace of mind for a dollar an hour. Two
dollars after nine o'clock.
-- Lisa Simpson, humanitarian and businesswoman,
"My Sister, My Sitter"
and eating food??
Lisa: There's a lot more to it than that, Bart. I don't just
babysit. I sell peace of mind for a dollar an hour. Two
dollars after nine o'clock.
-- Lisa Simpson, humanitarian and businesswoman,
"My Sister, My Sitter"
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