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• Stupid? I don't know the meaning of the word.
• I just found out that the brain is like a computer.
  If that's true, then there really aren't any stupid people. Just people running DOS....
• Gee, I wonder what this key does.
• I need more space." "Well, why not move to Texas?" "No, on my account, stupid.
  Stupid? Uh-oh.." -- BOFH (If you don't know, find out)...
• What does self-denial mean to you, Roderick? Gee father, I don't know, is it like the cretin that says all cretins are liars?
  -- "Roderick", John Sladek...
• DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something...
• Magic is real (unless declared integer). -- Wiz Zumwal
• How many Libras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out....
• I know they say love is blind, but does it also have to be deaf, dumb, and stupid?