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• Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
• Madness takes its toll.
• You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
  -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
• Please change the channel...
• How many Technical Support staff -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  "Well, we have an exact copy of your light bulb here and it seems to be working OK....
• Look at all the buses now that want exact change, exact change.
  I figure if I give them exact change, they should take me exactly where I want to go....
• We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number.
  Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again....
• Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency.
  We know how you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up....