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• He who builds according to every man's advice will have a crooked house. -- Danish proverb
• Homer: I need $15,000 to buy a home. Grampa: Oh, well.
  All I own is this house that I built with my own two hands....
• Bring back DICK..At least we KNEW he was crooked!
• He was so crooked you could use him to pull corks with.
• Zapp: She's built like a steak house but she handles like a bistro.
• Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. Danish Proverb
• A crooked stick will have a crooked shadow.
• He said he was dying of fast women, slow horses, crooked cards and straight whisky.
• There is one way to find out if a man is honest--ask him.
  If he says yes, you know he is crooked. -- Groucho Marx...