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• We bring back departed soles." -- Sign in a shoe repair shop
• Taking the line of least resistence makes both men and rivers crooked.
• Lunacon '92--and he built a crooked house.
• Bring back Max Headroom!
• Bring back the Sixties.
• He was so crooked you could use him to pull corks with.
• Bring back REAL monster movies!
• Man: Look, Mr. Burns: we want to see some changes. For starters, you can reverse your sexist employment policies, and hire at least one woman.
  Burns: All right...I'll bring in a woman. But I still stand by my hiring policies....