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• Monroe: It's a special isolation chamber. The subject pulls levers to receive food and water.
  The floor can become electrified, and showers of icy water randomly fall on the subject....
• My old man said I was wasting my time, and I'd never amount to anything.
  He-hah-hah-hah! He-hah-hah-hah-heh-heh! [realizes] Oh... -- Otto, "Otto Show...
• Nurse: [answers phone] Simpson. Grampa: Hot diggity!
  I don't care if it's bad news! Lisa: Oh, Grampa!...
• Grampa: All right, son, I'll sell this dump and write you a check.
  Homer: Dad, first you gave me life, now you've given me a home for my family, I'd be honored if you came to live with us....
• Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
  Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out....
• Homer: Oh, I've got 15 minutes to gain a pound or I have to face another day at work!
  Bart: Bad news, Dad. We're out of food. We're even out of the basic elements of food....
• Homer: Shame on all of you. Give me my dignity! I just came here to see "Honk If You're Horny" in peace.
  Manager: Sir, if you'd just quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn....
• You mean, I'm on my own? I've never been on my own.
  Oh no! On own! On own! I need help. Oh, God help me!...
• Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole lotta frownin' going on".
  [laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...