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• If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off.
• I can smell my nose hairs.
• Anyone trying to split hairs will always find someone who has a sharper knife.
  -- Jim Hurley (jimh@ultra.com) 21 Sep 90...
• I had some morals, luckily, I got my money back.
• I don't need your word, I've got your short hairs!
• Chester: He didn't create Itchy: I did. Bart: Huh?
  Chester: He stole the character from me in 1928. When I complained, his thugs kicked me out of his office, and dropped an anvil on me....
• Homer: And by the sacred parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of the Stonecutte
  may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs -- Moe...
• Orthodox medicine has not found an answer to your complaint.
  However, luckily for you, I happen to be a quack. -- Richter cartoon captio...
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.