Homer: And By The Sacred Parchment, I Swear That If I Reveal The Secrets Of The Stonecutte

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Homer: And by the sacred parchment, I swear that if I reveal the
secrets of the Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated
and my head be plucked of all but three hairs --
Moe: Um, I think he should have to take a different oath.
Number One: Everyone takes the same oath. Welcome to the club, Number
908. You have joined the Sacred Order of the Stonecutters
who, since ancient times, have split the rocks of ignorance
that obscure the light of knowledge and truth. Now let's
all get drunk and play ping pong!
Everyone: Yay!
Moe: 'Cause he's already kind of heavy, you know, and --
-- Moe, who's never been on safari, "Homer the Great"