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• My gray hairs can beat your gray hairs.
• Dog: I tell you what: I'm gonna smell your behind, then you can smell mine!
  Now is that a deal? Cat: You want to smell my WHAT? -- Red Dwarf - 'Parallel Universe'...
• I wasn't picking my nose...I was scratching.
• Simpson; 100 hairs, my ass. Ouch!
• If your feet smell and your nose runs then you're built upside down.
• If your feet smell and your nose runs - you're built upside down.
• Yow! I want my nose in lights! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I stopped my subscription to Consumer Reports ... I don't want to know about the "acceptable amount" of rodent hair in wholesale tuna fish.
  I'm a very weird guy. I have no acceptable amount of rodent hair....
• I smell a wumpus.