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• Come back when you get some skates, boys. huh huh huh.
• Dogs come when they are called; cats take a message and get back to you. -- Mary Bly
• The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called.
  Cats take a message and get back to you....
• You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.
  -- Heathcote William...
• Love is blind. And when you get married you get your eyesight back.
• If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk.
• We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing.
  But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town....