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• Let me know right away if you don't get this message.
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  Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son. Bob...
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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• TALL KNIGHT: We shall say Ni! again to you if you do not appease us.
  ARTHUR: All right! What do you want? TALL KNIGHT...
• Take away the right to say 'fuck' and you take away the right to say 'fuck the government.
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