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• Push button Rub hands together vigorously under air stream Wipe hands on pants.
  -- Written over faded instructions on electric hand drye...
• Warning: Cover your mouth so as to NOT spit BEER all over screen!
• if (love) swallow(); else spit()
• Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit!
• Cross over to Cats.
• PURR if you love ca
• Some people LOVE cats for what they are; others ARE cats for what they love.
• Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Various signs in Poland
  Right turn toward immediate outside. Go soothingly in the snow, as there lurk the ski demons....
• The difference between like and love is the same as the difference between a spit and a swallow.