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• Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Various signs in Poland
  Right turn toward immediate outside. Go soothingly in the snow, as there lurk the ski demons....
• Sticker attached to electric hand-dryer in public restroom
  Push button for a message from Congress....
• Love cats? They spit on thier hands and rub it all over!
• Needs both hands to wipe his behind.
• WHP Wave Hands over Problem
• WHP: Wave Hands over Program
• Bart: [raising a hand in air] Collin..Rayburn..Nars.
  .Trebek! [lightning] [raising both hands] Zabars....
• What good is a hot-air hand dryer if you've just washed your face?
• The magic in the marriage has faded a little when he would rather see flour on her hands than flower in her hair.