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• How can you tell when a little moron has been using your terminal?
  There's white-out all over the screen....
• All you have to do to get over a Beer is take a leak.
• Jargon Coiner (#5) An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon that we've just made up.
  * DUKE OF URL: A person who publishes their Netscape bookmark file on their homepage....
• You think it's a good idea to put a wet, drainy thing like that upside down over your mouth?
  -- Gallaghe...
• Once upon a time a lion killed a bull and ate the entire animal.
  Feeling so well about it, the lion roared and roared....
• Panama driving: At all costs, don't spill your beer.
• So you have to begin all over again...
• Put your hand over your mouth when you sneeze; internal organs will be scarce in the post-nuclear age.
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