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• Are cats really intelligent aliens taking over the earth?
• CATS ARE IT!
• Cats are hard on cars. Mostly when you chase them over curbs!
• Love cats? They spit on thier hands and rub it all over!
• What do you get when you cross a highway with a bicycle? Run over.
• Fry: Augh, I am so unlucky. I've run over black cats that were luckier than me.
• How many net.junkies -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One. But he's gotta cross-post it all over the goddam place....
• Children are like cats, they can tell when you don't like them.
  That's when they come over and violate your body space....
• The cats did it.