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• Love cats? They spit on thier hands and rub it all over!
• Cats are dignified? Ever watch one clean it's privates?
• Cat-holic: Can't stop bringing cats home.
• In a cat's eyes all things belong to cats.
• Sure, it's clean laundry. The cat's on it, isn't she???
• An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
• Cats aren't intelligent; they just THINK they are.
• How many cats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need....
• Because cats read with their asses! [picture of cat sitting on book]