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  Homer: Sure. Ms.Botz: Don't turn your back on that boy for a second....
• Clerk: Now before we give you health insurance, I have to ask you a few questions.
  Homer: Questions! Questions! My whole scheme down the -- [realizes] I mean ask away....
• Actually, the Simpsons are neighbors of ours, and we've found them to be a quite misunderstood and underrated family.
  -- Homer pretends to be Mr. Samson, "Some Enchanted Evening...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Lord help me, I'm just not that bright. -- Homer in "Some Enchanted Evening", from The Simpso
• Burns: Ahoy-hoy? Homer: [speaking through a kazoo] Hello, Mr.
  Burns. This is the kidnapper. Do you miss your son?...
• A Chicago salesman was about to check into a St. Louis hotel when he noticed a very charming woman staring admiringly at him.
  He walked over and spoke with her for a few minutes, then returned to the front desk, where they checked in as Mr....
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake.
  Let's just practise a bit, hmm? When I say, "Hello, Mr....