Clerk: Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service!
Homer: Hello, this is Mr... Sam-son.
Clerk: Did your wife just call a second ago?
Homer: No, I said Samson, not Simpson.
-- Just checking, "Some Enchanted Evening"
Homer: Hello, this is Mr... Sam-son.
Clerk: Did your wife just call a second ago?
Homer: No, I said Samson, not Simpson.
-- Just checking, "Some Enchanted Evening"
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Homer: Questions! Questions! My whole scheme down... - Actually, the Simpsons are neighbors of ours, and we've found them to be
a quite misunderstood and underrated family.
Homer pretends to be Mr. Samson, "Some Enchanted... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
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-- Homer in "Some Enchanted Evening",
from The... - Burns: Ahoy-hoy?
Homer: [speaking through a kazoo] Hello,
Mr. Burns. This is the kidnapper. Do you miss... - A Chicago salesman was about to check into a St. Louis hotel when he noticed
a very charming woman staring admiringly at him.
He walked over and spoke with her for a few minutes... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be,
uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's just...
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our local merchants.
[people gab amongst themselves] Abe: What's in it... - Marge: I can't believe our government would set up Bart like that!
I'm must say, I'm very angry at the State Department... - Marge: Cheer up, Homie.
Homer: I just feel terrible about getting Mr.
Smithers fired. That job was all he had. Imagine... - Marge: According to this book, the monorail goes over 150 miles an hour!
What if something goes wrong? Homer: "What if." What... - Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this,
Krusty, because I am a great fan. [holds out hand]...
