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• Bart: We know who you are, Ms. Botz. Or should I say, Ms.
  Botzcowski. You're the Babysitter Bandit. Ms....
• Clerk: Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service!
  Homer: Hello, this is Mr... Sam-son. Clerk: Did your wife just call a second ago?...
• Seeing as no one was hurt, I think it would be really silly to dwell on this.
  -- Bart to The Babysitter Bandit, after a failed capture attempt, "Some Enchanted Evening...
• Actually, the Simpsons are neighbors of ours, and we've found them to be a quite misunderstood and underrated family.
  -- Homer pretends to be Mr. Samson, "Some Enchanted Evening...
• Homer: Fine. I can have a great time all by myself.
  Lisa: Hey Dad, I think state and federal laws require us to have a babysitter....
• Operator: Hello, vigilant viewer. How may we help you?
  Lisa: We caught her! We caught the Babysitter Bandit!...
• Can I call you Ms. Dos ?
• Some of you may discover a wonderful vocation you never even imagined.
  Others may find out that life isn't fair... [turning bitter] in spite of your Masters from Bryn Mawr, you might end up a glorified babysitter to a bunch of dead-eyed fourth-graders while your husband runs naked on a beach with your marriage counselor!...
• Aye, aye, mambo-man." -- Bart to Homer in "Some Enchanted Evening", from The Simpso