An A is easily obtained if a student calls his instructor "Professor."
-- M. M. Johnston
-- M. M. Johnston
Related:
- When a student actually does a homework problem, the instructor will
not ask for it.
M. M.... - If a course requires a prerequisite, a student will not have had it.
M. M.... - If a student has to study, he will claim that the course is unfair.
M. M.... - Students who obtain an A for a course will claim that the instructor
is a great teacher.
M. M.... - When slides are shown in a darkened room,
the instructor will require the students to take notes.
M. M.... - At five minutes before the hour, a student will ask a question requiring
a ten minute answer.
M. M.... - During an exam, the pocket calculator battery will fail.
M. M.... - Exams will always contain questions not discussed in class.
M. M.... - He who can will. He who can't, will teach.
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M. M....
