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• Kryten: You are a sick, sick person! If mechanoids could barf, I'd be on to my fifth bag by now.
  -- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...
• Kryten: That is the Inquisitor. He prunes away the wastrels, expunges the wretched, and deletes the worthless.
  Rimmer: We're in big trouble. -- Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
• Inquisitor: Because, like all who stand before the Inquisitor, you're judge shall be .
  .. yourself. Rimmer: Oh SMEG. -- Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
• Lister: Well, if you've got some amazing secret plan up your sleeve, Kryten, now's the time to mention it.
  Kryten: No plan, sir -- no sleeves. -- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...
• Kryten: Ah, Virgil's Aeneid -- the epic tale of Agamemnon's pursuit of Helen of Troy.
  The classic work by the greatest Latin poet who ever put quill to parchment....
• Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
  .. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
• You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritan switchboard and 4 people committed suicide!
  -- Lister, trying to persuade Rimmer that he knows him....
• Nyaa. It's the old back firing time gauntlet trick. -- Lister in Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'
• Sir -- a couple of brief points. Firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee.
  Secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a sardine can that was already open....