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• Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole lotta frownin' going on".
  [laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...
• Marge: Children, your father and I have fed and clothed you but we've neglected something more importa
  it's time to learn about love. Bart: No need, Mom....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• kids laughs at Itchy and Scratchy] Marge: How many times can you laugh at that cat getting hit by the moon?
  Bart: It's a _new_ episode. Lisa: Not exactly......
• Homer: OK, Marge: as long as we're traumatizing the kids, _I_ have a scandalous story of my own.
  [3:27 {2:57 in syndication} clip from 1F07...
• Marge: [annoyed] Wake up! Homer: Marge, it's 3:00am and I worked all day!
  Marge: It's 9:30pm and you spend your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool!...
• Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right. Home
  Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there was one time I got it right....
• Marge: All you have to do [to remember romance] is think about your most cherished memories.
  Bart: Hmm... [flashback to 7G01] Moe: [on the phone] Moe's Tavern....
• Marge: Why don't we invite Mr. Bergstrom to dinner?
  Lisa: Oh, Mom! That's wonderful! Can I find out his favorite dish and help you make it?...