Marge: Does anyone else have a love story?
Lisa: Yes, I do. And just like your love stories, it's tragic and
filled with hurt feelings and scars that will never heal.
[2:31 clip from 9F13: Lisa and Ralph]
Marge: Lisa, not all romances turn out that way. Bart, do you have a
love story that doesn't end in heartbreak?
Bart: Yes, I do.
[0:28 clip from 9F06: Bart and Laura]
Wait...that _did_ end in heartbreak. Thanks for opening up old
wounds, _Mom_.
Marge: Hmm.
-- "Another Simpsons Clip Show"
Lisa: Yes, I do. And just like your love stories, it's tragic and
filled with hurt feelings and scars that will never heal.
[2:31 clip from 9F13: Lisa and Ralph]
Marge: Lisa, not all romances turn out that way. Bart, do you have a
love story that doesn't end in heartbreak?
Bart: Yes, I do.
[0:28 clip from 9F06: Bart and Laura]
Wait...that _did_ end in heartbreak. Thanks for opening up old
wounds, _Mom_.
Marge: Hmm.
-- "Another Simpsons Clip Show"
Related:
- Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole
lotta frownin' going on".
[laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?... - Marge: Children, your father and I have fed and clothed you but we've
neglected something more importa
it's time to learn about love. Bart: No need, Mom.... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - kids laughs at Itchy and Scratchy]
Marge: How many times can you laugh at that cat getting hit by the moon?
Bart: It's a _new_ episode. Lisa: Not exactly...... - Homer: OK, Marge: as long as we're traumatizing the kids, _I_ have a
scandalous story of my own.
[3:27 {2:57 in syndication} clip from 1F07... - Marge: [annoyed] Wake up!
Homer: Marge, it's 3:00am and I worked all day!
Marge: It's 9:30pm and you spend your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool!... - Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right.
Home
Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there was one time I got it right.... - Marge: All you have to do [to remember romance] is think about your most
cherished memories.
Bart: Hmm... [flashback to 7G01] Moe: [on the phone] Moe's Tavern.... - Marge: Why don't we invite Mr. Bergstrom to dinner?
Lisa: Oh, Mom! That's wonderful! Can I find out his favorite dish and help you make it?...
