Linus: Hi! I Thought It Was You. I've Been Watching You From Way Off.
Linus: Hi! I thought it was you.
I've been watching you from way off... You're looking great!
Snoopy: That's nice to know.
The secret of life is to look good at a distance.
Linus: Hi! I thought it was you. I've been watching you from way off.
.. You're looking great! Snoopy: That's nice to know....
Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
(takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
Marge: Homer, a man who called himself You-Know-Who just invited you to a secret wink-wink at the you-know-what.
You certainly are popular now that you're a Stonecutter....
Marge: [getting thrown on top of Homer] Whoa! Home
Oh! Hello, honey. Marge: Hi. Erm, there's something I've been meaning to ask you....
Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
Homer: Lisa! Lisa! Come back before everyone finds out what a horrible father I am.
Lisa: Hi dad. Looking for me? Homer: I don't know....
One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl.
..I sat beside her. I said, "Hi," and she said, "Hi," and then I said, "Nice day, isn't it?...
Bart: Sorry I froze you out Lis, I, I just didn't want the guys to think I'd gone soft on the girl issue.
Lisa: [sighs] I'm tired of being an issue, Bart....
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you look above the television for a title bar to find out the name of the program you are watching.