Marge: Homer, a man who called himself You-Know-Who just invited you to
a secret wink-wink at the you-know-what. You certainly are
popular now that you're a Stonecutter.
Homer: Oh, yeah. [reads from a book] "Beer busts, beer blasts, keggers,
stein hoists, A.A. meetings, beer nights..." It's wonderful,
Marge! I've never felt so accepted in all my life. These people
look deep within my soul and assign me a number based on the
order in which I joined. [sniffs tearily]
-- A true measure of worth, "Homer the Great"
a secret wink-wink at the you-know-what. You certainly are
popular now that you're a Stonecutter.
Homer: Oh, yeah. [reads from a book] "Beer busts, beer blasts, keggers,
stein hoists, A.A. meetings, beer nights..." It's wonderful,
Marge! I've never felt so accepted in all my life. These people
look deep within my soul and assign me a number based on the
order in which I joined. [sniffs tearily]
-- A true measure of worth, "Homer the Great"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: You see, Marge? Do you see?
Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
Homer: Never, Marge! Never. I can't live the button... - Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally
look down my nose at you.
_You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true.... - Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge?
Marge: Mmm,
everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer... - Marge: I'm very sorry you feel that way, because John invited us all out
for a drive today,
and we're going. Homer: Woah-ho-ho, not me! And not... - Homer: ...so they say I might have a problem.
[finishes brushing his teeth,
and polishes off a bottle of that wonderful... - Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge.
Marge: All right.
Homer: It's a 7-10 split. Marge: Uh huh? Homer: The... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how
much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I...
