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• The thought of being President fightens me and I do not think I want the job.
  -- Ronald Reagan in 1973 Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter....
• Ronald Reagan in `96! He's tanned. He's rested. He's ready.
• He imagined the past and remembered the future. -- Eugene McCarthy, on Ronald Wilson Reaga
• If you lie, you'll cheat. And if you cheat, you'll steal.
• Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would have lost.
  -- Mort Sahl...
• I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily. -- Bumper sticke
• Lie, cheat, steal, kill, leave the toilet seat up.
• Make no mistake about it, this president is in charge.
  He is in touch. -- Vice President George Bush, on Ronald W. Reaga...
• 'Space: The Final Front' -- Ronald W. Reagan (well, he COULD have said it. . . .)