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Lend your books and lose your friends.
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Friends, Romans, Countrymen: lend me your noses.
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your knickers, stockings and undergarments!
Cookie! Cookie! Lend me your crumb! ...
In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
Friends, n: People who borrow your books and set wet glasses on them.
People who know you well, but like you anyway....
In the winter you lose your body; in the summer you lose your mind.
Amaze your friends.
