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• In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
• Q: "Can you use a vacuum cleaner on your dog?" A: "Yes, but it is generally better to take it for a walk.
• If you have not changed your vacuum cleaner bag in the past five years, you can forget it, since it is a little late now.
• Homer: Er, I need another extension on my mortgage payments.
  Manager: I understand that Mr. Simpson, but according to our computer, your credit history is not good....
• Lend your books and lose your friends.
• It is your business, when the wall next door catches fire. -- Horace
• Be thankful... I could be your neighbor.
• John Denver died for your sins. Well, he should.