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• Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your knickers, stockings and undergarments!
• Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
  The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones....
• Lend your books and lose your friends.
• Romans, countrymen, and lovers! hear me for my cause, and be silent that you may hear.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Julius Caesar -- Act iii, Sc. 2...
• Cookie! Cookie! Lend me your crumb! ...
• When you are down and out, all too often the thing that turns up is the noses of your former friends.
• Norm: Gentlemen, start your taps. -- Cheers, The Coach's Daughter Coach
  How's life treating you, Norm? Norm: Like it caught me in bed with his wife....
• REVEILLE, n. A signal to sleeping soldiers to dream of battlefields no more, but get up and have their blue noses counted.
  In the American army it is ingeniously called "rev-e-lee," and to that pronunciation our countrymen have pledged their lives, their misfortunes and their sacred dishonor....
• Latin is a language, As dead as can be. First it killed the Romans, And now it's killing me.