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• Friends, Romans, Countrymen: lend me your noses.
• Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
  The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones....
• Lend your books and lose your friends.
• Romans, countrymen, and lovers! hear me for my cause, and be silent that you may hear.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Julius Caesar -- Act iii, Sc. 2...
• Don't get your knickers in a twist.
• Cookie! Cookie! Lend me your crumb! ...
• Norm: Gentlemen, start your taps. -- Cheers, The Coach's Daughter Coach
  How's life treating you, Norm? Norm: Like it caught me in bed with his wife....
• Let me do my TRIBUTE to FISHNET STOCKINGS... -- Zippy the Pinhead
• You have to take off your shoes before you can take off your stockings.