Gerry: Hello. I'm Retired Heavyweight Boxer Gerry Cooney.

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Gerry: Hello. I'm retired heavyweight boxer Gerry Cooney. Welcome to
Mr. Burns' Casino! If there's anything I can do to make your
visit more enjoyable, please: just let me know.
Otto: Er, great. See ya!
Gerry: Uh, don't forget to apply for our V.I.P. Platinum Club for
special discounts on --
Otto: Hey! I said, bug off!
[Otto punches him in the jaw, and he collapses]
-- That glass jaw again, "$pringfield"