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• Yow! Are we laid back yet? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Jockeys do it on the horse-back.
• Politicians do it on the back bench.
• When a room shakes, Californians instinctively look up.
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...
• Lisp hackers first do it in the front, then do it in the back.
• They're gonna cut back on the troops by 100,000 in Europe.
  Could you imagine what a loser you gotta feel like when you get laid off by the Army?...
• Laid Off!: Gwen Home
• The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.