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• Insured by the Mafia. You hit me, we hit you. -- Bumpersticker in NYC
• Laid Off!: Gwen Home
• Times are hard, times are so hard right now people who don't intend to pay ain't buyin'.
  -- Slappy White...
• Smithers: Sir, bad news from accounting: the economy's hit us pretty hard.
  Burns: Heh, tough times, huh? I've lived through twelve recessions, eight panics, and five years of McKinleynomics....
• Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
• Getting laid off is better than not getting laid at all. -- Brett Isham
• We changed with the times, so we can't blame the children for just joining the times without even having to change.
  -- Will Roge...
• This is the story of the bee Whose sex is very hard to see You cannot tell the he from the she But she can tell
  and so can he The little bee is never still She has no time to take the pill And that is why, in times like these There are so many sons of bees....