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You May Be Redneck... If Your Boat Has Not Left The Driveway In 5 Years.
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-- You may be redneck...
if your boat has not left the driveway in 5 years.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you have to mow your driveway.
You may be redneck... if there is a puddle in your driveway year-round.
You may be redneck... if your driveway is bordered by half-buried tires.
You may be redneck... if your van has curtains and your house doesn't.
You may be redneck... if your 9x9 living room has a Spanish decor.
You may be redneck... if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
You may be redneck... if your mother has ever been arrested for poaching.
You may be redneck... if your wife has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
You may be redneck... if your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it.
