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You May Be Redneck... If There Is A Puddle In Your Driveway Year-round.
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-- You may be redneck...
if there is a puddle in your driveway year-round.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you have to mow your driveway.
You may be redneck... if your driveway is bordered by half-buried tires.
You may be redneck... if your boat has not left the driveway in 5 years.
You may be redneck... if your two-year-old has more teeth than you do.
You may be redneck... if you refer to the 5th grade as "my senior year.
You may be redneck... if Goodwill declines your mattress.
You may be redneck... if kudzu is in your family crest.
You may be redneck... if the color of your truck is Bondo.
You may be redneck... if your matchbook doubles as a toothpick.
