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• O Most american beers (exceptions duly noted), =`\&l
  like Coors and Bud (=)/(=) are like making love in a canoe...
• I'm a misanthrope - what's your f#$&ing problem?
• They say we're 98 percent water. We're that close to drowning.
  ..[picks up his glass of water from the stool]...I like to live on the edge... -- Steven Wrigh...
• I am absolutely without flaw, and don't you f***ing forget it!" -- Harlan Elliso
• Beer-O-Meter [E\........F] ... Time for a commercial.
• Sex?: (M)ale, (F)emale, (S)ometime
• Beer has character and the American people don't.
• Bear Whiz Beer: It's in the water that's why it's yellow!
• If not for beer and sex, there would be no point in growing up at all.