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• Just exactly how much 'Whiz' is in Cheese Whiz?
• Golly Gosh!: G. Whiz
• If they put malt in beer and malt in milk, why not beer in milk?
• Hot water heaters? Why does hot water need heating?
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• Good old days: Beer foamed and drinking water didn't.
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