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• When I was growing up, all my friends wanted to have sex with anything that moved.
  Why limit yourself?" I told them. -- Emo Philip...
• When I was growing up, my mom wanted me to become a priest, which I think is a tough occupation.
  Can you imagine giving up your sex life and then once a week people come in to tell you all the highlights of theirs?...
• Growing old is mandatory, however, growing up is optional!
• Growing up is after all only the understanding that one's unique incredible experience is what everyone shares.
  -- Doris Lessing...
• I can't see the point in the theatre. All that sex and violence.
  I get enough of that at home. Apart from the sex, of course. -- Baldrick : Sense and Senility...
• The trick is growing up without growing old. -- Casey Stengel
• When all else fails, give up and grab a beer.
• I'm growing older, but not up. -- Jimmy Buffe
• As you know, birds do not have sexual organs because they would interfere with flight.
  [In fact, this was the big breakthrough for the Wright Brothers....