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• But until you get your eyes checked by the Eerie school nurse, you ain't seen nothing yet.
  -- Marshall, "Just Say No Fun", Eerie Indiana...
• I'll show you fun. Simon, let the games begin. -- Marshall, "Just Say No Fun", Eerie Indiana
• In Eerie, Indiana, when you scrape away the surface weirdness, what you find is .
  .. more weirdness. -- Eerie Indiana...
• BETTER WEIRD THAN DEAD! -- Eerie Indiana
• Come and get me? You big bag of wind?? I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure it's not smart to tease a tornado.
  -- Marshall, "Tornado Days", Eerie Indiana...
• My name is Marshall Teller, and I've learned an important lesson about Reality.
  In this life you can either follow the script they give you, or demand a rewrite....
• As we walked deeper and deeper into that musty old house, I kept asking myself - Marshall, why are you such a bone head.
  -- Marshall, "The Dead Letter", Eerie Indiana...
• My brain is very important to me. That's why I'm super careful about what I put into the little laboratory on my neck.
  -- Marshall, Zombies in PJs, Eerie Indiana...