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• But until you get your eyes checked by the Eerie school nurse, you ain't seen nothing yet.
  -- Marshall, "Just Say No Fun", Eerie Indiana...
• And now, let the fun begin.
• Hey buddy, wanta go look for UFO's?" -- Marshall to Simon, "Heart on a Chain", Eerie Indiana
• Mummy: "What did you say this projector in a bottle is called?
  Marshall: "Television." Mummy: "Truly dreadful invention....
• Eerie had collided with a parallel reality called NBC.
  *I* was being written off the show. Correction: Killed off the show....
• Just when you think you have a handle on how weird Eerie is during the day, the whole town does a bellyflop at night.
  -- Marshall, "Zombies in P.J.s", Eerie Indiana...
• Hi, I'm Simon. Are you a girl or a lady?
  -- Simon (to Melanie), "Heart on a Chain", Eerie Indiana...
• As we walked deeper and deeper into that musty old house, I kept asking myself - Marshall, why are you such a bone head.
  -- Marshall, "The Dead Letter", Eerie Indiana...
• I guess the rule is, if something's too good to be true, then it's probably too good to be true.
  -- Marshall, The ATM Machine, Eerie Indiana...